My friend Joan forwarded me an email containing photos of funny Chinese signs found in China as the country prepares for the Olympics. I did a little looking around the Internet and found a few more. It’s obvious the Chinese are trying, but I think they need to fire their translator. I couldn’t stop laughing. Take a look:
Definitely not politically correct!
Out of the nine planets, what are the chances?
Too bizarre even for a comment
I’ve been in India where they have no toilet paper; believe me, I’d treasure it
I will, I definitely will!
I just hope this sign was not found in a restaurant
Go ahead and slip – there are no attorneys in China
We want you to enjoy our lakes, really we do
Especially treasured toilet paper
Much tastier than the adult variety
Bad for the fishes, painful for you
Unisex bathroom dilemma
For a male CIA double agent?
If there’s one thing we don’ need help with….
But tastes like chicken
I’d gladly give my seat to a crippie, but a gravid?
A separate entrance for Hos…why didn’t I think of that?
Sounds better than canned water doesn’t it?
Go over there to die, please. Thank you.
Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.
Look up and down the aisle twice before proceeding…
Uhuh – when I chew it
Should Starbucks be concerned?
I wouldn’t tickle him
Weird, because horsebeans sound SOOOOO delicious
Where the most fashionable shop
So, the rumors are true!
There they go again, discriminating against the alcoholics
So this is where they all end up!