Funny Chinese Signs

Funny Chinese Signs – is China Really Ready for the Olympics?

My friend Joan forwarded me an email containing photos of funny Chinese signs found in China as the country prepares for the Olympics. I did a little looking around the Internet and found a few more. It’s obvious the Chinese are trying, but I think they need to fire their translator. I couldn’t stop laughing. Take a look:

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

Definitely not politically correct!

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

Out of the nine planets, what are the chances?

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

Too bizarre even for a comment

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

I’ve been in India where they have no toilet paper; believe me, I’d treasure it

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

Huh?

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

I will, I definitely will!

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

I just hope this sign was not found in a restaurant

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

Go ahead and slip – there are no attorneys in China

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

We want you to enjoy our lakes, really we do

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

Especially treasured toilet paper

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

Much tastier than the adult variety

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

Bad for the fishes, painful for you

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

Unisex bathroom dilemma

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

For a male CIA double agent?

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

If there’s one thing we don’ need help with….

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

But tastes like chicken

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

I’d gladly give my seat to a crippie, but a gravid?

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

A separate entrance for Hos…why didn’t I think of that?

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

Sounds better than canned water doesn’t it?

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

Go over there to die, please. Thank you.

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

Look up and down the aisle twice before proceeding…

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

Uhuh – when I chew it

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

Should Starbucks be concerned?

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

I wouldn’t tickle him

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

Weird, because horsebeans sound SOOOOO delicious

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

Where the most fashionable shop

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

So, the rumors are true!

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

What?

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

There they go again, discriminating against the alcoholics

Funny signs found in China as they get ready for the Olympics

So this is where they all end up!

7 Comments on “Funny Chinese Signs – is China Really Ready for the Olympics?

  1. I had a good laugh. Just for your info re: the bus sign, “Gravid” they meant pregnant women. Just a bit of trivia.

    • At least they tried an archaic lexicon to dig up the right word for “pregnant.” Nice try. Contemporaries won’t bother.

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